NHBP
NHBP, THE TEAM OF THE CENTURY!!! NHBP has been known as a family team for centuries. It is a place for people to bond, communicate, and live, together, in happiness. Columbia Park is the home of NHBP and life revolves around it if you are, in any way, associated to the club. Yes, that's right, the place to be for the 2005/06 cricketing season is Columbia Park. Reach your limits and push the boundaries with the NHBP under 17's team in 2005/06. If you are not a part of this revolutionary team than make yourself a part of it or your life would no longer be worth living, and you will smell like mouldy cheese for the rest of your life. Z.Dows and G.Fox are the people you need to talk to about joining this fantastic club, so join today, unless you are gay. Don't forget to read the poem at the bottom of this page.
NHBP, The place to
be.
There's nothing more fun, Then hitting a run.
You'll love the club, and also the Pub.
We are number one, so don't be a bum.
You can hit a four, or even more.
You wont make a duck, I guarantee that.
And if you do, I'll eat your poo.
So don't be a queer, I will shout you a beer.
You can play like Clarke, and the dogs will bark.
They all will say, this dudes not gay.
You will be top shit, I will give you a tip.
Play your best, and beat the rest.
And you will see, why they call Bing, LEE.
You might face him, and give him a ping.
Send him to the fence, and be a real pest.
You will be all that, and get a big rap.
You'll like like a pro, and smell like my toe.
Buts its alright, 'cos its vegemite.
And it tastes like cheese, it really does please.
You'll grow a big cock, as big as a rock.
And the chicks will dig, your sexy new rig.
Your balls will be nice, they'll taste like rice.
So join us today, or you will be gay.
And come play a game, before you turn lame.
So that's the way, to be not so gay.
And pick up the chick, She will suck your...???